Happy Trails, Troy Tulowitzki

Breaking:

In “I didn’t realize he was still playing” news, Troy Tulowitzki has decided to hang it up after taking just 13 at-bats in 2 years.

The 34-year-old played just 5 games with the Yankees this year, after missing all of 2018 due to surgeries on both of his heels. In 2017 when he was with the Blue Jays, he played in just 66 games, but suffered an ankle injury.

But don’t let his abysmal last couple of years fool you. He was an absolute beast while he was with Colorado, narrowly missing being named Rookie of the Year in 2006 and making the All Star roster 6 times.

Best of luck to you, Tulo!

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