You guys. It’s the real life 21st century version of Hans and Franz! Remember them? If you’re under the age of 35, you might not have been allowed to stay up late enough to watch SNL back in the late 1980’s/early 1990’s, but they were dim-witted, Arnold Schwarzenegger-loving weight lifters.

Mets pitcher Noah Syndergaard and Reds pitcher Michael Lorenzen shared some pics of themselves working out and well… maybe intentionally, but maybe not.. the resemblance is a bit uncanny:

Oh, I can barely lift my right arm ’cause I did so many. I don’t know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. pic.twitter.com/K5T26aIlK7

— MLB (@MLB) January 14, 2020

If you want to feel weak, lazy, and doughy, look no further than this:

Thor getting SWOLE (via @mlb) pic.twitter.com/CmFZZ722XM

— SNY (@SNYtv) January 14, 2020

What the actual point of sharing his workout routine is, I’m not sure. Perhaps he’s showcasing how strong he is for potential new teams. You know, for mid-season when the trade rumors start swirling about. Next thing you’ll know, Thor will be calling scouts to his gym and it’ll go something like this: