Don’t quit your day job, Dr. Fauci.

For those living under a rock, Dr. Anthony Fauci is an immunologist and the head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, and the guy who has been the voice of sanity and reason during the pandemic, and he was given the honor of throwing out the first pitch of the 2020 season at Nationals Park as the Nats take on the Yankees. Dr. Anthony Fauci is a brilliant man. He’s become somewhat of a national treasure. He’s a baseball fan, and he’s a Nationals fan. What he’s not, however, is a pitcher.

Dr. Anthony Fauci threw out the first pitch before the Nationals-Yankees game. pic.twitter.com/04Tbkh7Voa

— ESPN (@espn) July 23, 2020

But for real. NEVER. EVER. Quit your day job. We need you.

Hugs and all the appreciation and gratitude,

Moonshots and Mustard